little miss muffet

Every weekend

Mrs and Mr Muffet are a couple that do not stop fighting.They live in a beautiful little cottage in Whitianga right across the road from the beach and have the noisiest neighbors that could possibly exist.They own a little four square on the corner that is always packed with people coming and going to the beach.

Mr and Mrs Muffet can’t sleep in on the weekends because all of the kids are screaming their heads off. On one particular bad day, Mrs muffet went over and yelled at them because they were as loud as the horn on mr muffets minivan .The neighbors carried on screaming and shouting. She was almost going to call noise control.Mrs muffet angrily marched back inside and demanded for food.

Mr muffet had already started to make bacon and eggs but then Mrs muffet came in and said I'm allergic to eggs. Mr’s muffet screamed at Mr muffet and she demanded him to make her some waffles for breakfast. Mr muffet had not been taught how to make waffles before. Queried as Mr’s Muffet had not heard the word I have not been taught how to make waffles before

Mrs muffet was in a bit of a mood so she decided to for a drive to the tihoi tavern but when she went to get in the car she noticed a big scratch across the door panel. She shouted “who scratched my car!”

Mrs muffet lumbered over to the neighbors house and screamed at the kids and they had to wash Mrs muffets car for free for 6 weeks the kids weren't impressed.Angrily she stormed to the car and took off.

As Mrs muffet was zooming along the highway she got a phone call from Mr muffet he said that one of the neighbors got ran over by a motorbike.Mrs muffet was even angrier then she has ever been before. She took off faster then she ever had before. She got  home home and saw a kid lying on a stretcher with a broken leg. The little girl was screaming and the mum was in tears. Mrs muffet burst into tears and thought that she should be nicer to her neighbors.

After a long day visiting the little girl at the Hospital she came home and baked the girl some cookies and invited her over to swim in the pool with Mr and Mrs muffet but she had to put a plastic bag over her cast. It was hard to convince her to swim in the ice cold water

Ten years later her leg was all healed  and she went to the man's house that ran her over and he was  a very nice and caring guy. When she walked over to the front door the man let her in and admitted that he did not mean to run her over he was just waving to his friend and the next thing you know you had been run over and he said that he would always  take more care when he was  driving and keep his  eyes on the road.

And the neighbors became best friends and always went over for a swim in Mrs and MRs muffets pool

In the summer and they enjoyed a nice Christmas.